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postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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smokeuntilmy3eyesbleed:

fucking jon stewart is the man haha

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Orange is the New Black cast for EW

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

no, the first cart should have a lever (because we all want to pull the damn lever) but the ride should randomly drop when she tells, “pull the lever kronk” AND THEN shoot you forward.